Momma Drama

Blog-lifted from here.

If you call me Snapper, Snap-ah or Snappy, you know me from the forums.
If you call me Christine, you are my parents, my siblings or my extended family.
If you call me Hunny, Snaps, or Snapperhead, you are Dave.
If you call me Chris, you are anyone I've ever introduced myself to or my friend.
If you call me Thunderfoot, you ran high school track with me.
If you call me Chrissy, you are my best friend Shannon.
If you call my Crystal, you are my best friend Debbie.
If you call me Dego, you are my best friend Kerry.
If you call me Co-She, you are my favorite high school teacher.
If you call me Big Momma, you are Devin...a.k.a. Little Momma
If you call me But Mom, you are Trent.
If you call me MommaMommaMomma, you are Maiya.