Why does the house automatically launch into sty zone if you take one damn day off from it?
Why does the headache never go away without Imitrex?
Why does the Imitrex always have to knock you on your ass?
Why do cherry tomatoes taste like crap, and grape tomatoes taste so good you could eat the whole 2# package by yourself?
Why do you bother to make pea soup when you know that the other 3 family members who it will be served to, will just bitch about it?
Why does laundry multiply when left to their own devices in the laundry room?
Why do you feel the need to shovel an area for the dog to pee without freezing his pecker off because the snow is as high as his pecker?
Why does your period never come when you expect it to?
Why can't the coffee ever come out of the pot HOT?
Why does it begin snowing again about 15 minutes after you stop shoveling?
Momma Drama
Thursday, January 22, 2004 @ 2:10 PM
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