Momma Drama

Why:
Are there live ladybugs in my house?
Can't I give the kids a bath, run the dishwasher and do a load of clothes at the same time?
Is this little voice in my head screaming "Shut Up!!" and what should I do about that?
Is it snowing again? Is 21" not enough?
Is it so dark in here?
Is Trent's saliva test results so low?
Is it almost 6 pm already?
Does spinach have to come out in the diaper looking exactly the same as when it went it?

I only know the answer to one question. Bunny did it. Bunny made it verra, verra dark in here. Two weeks ago she grabbed hold of the playroom floor lamp to see what would happen. Five foot tall lamps do not fare well when tipped over from ankle biter height. So today she decided to do the same thing to the living room floor lamp. That one didn't fare much better than the last one, except we had blue flames this time. Which were better than the black flames I was responsible for two days ago. OY! Village chair too close to the antiquated desk lamp. Scary shit there.

So anyways.....now the only light source in the playroom is the antiquated desk lamp. The only two sources in the living room are one small clip on light and the stairway light. Dim, dark, romantic. Ha!

Between the lamps and the salt eating, you'd think I never watch her.................

Need to call the Dr.'s back tomorrow on Trent. I guess his saliva test results aren't where they should be. Every tried to make a 40# boy spit up 10 cc's of saliva on command? Ugh. Not fun, and yet we'll get to do it again.

My chest x-ray showed nothing funky except for the funky stuff I already have.